Let us see,; where has the meter moved recently?  The Good Doctor will take three examples for contemplation, two of which occurred on what is typically considered Sanctuary, the grounds of a church.

In July of 2008 in Knoxville, TN. Jim David Adkinson, driven by what he considered to be the Liberalism of the Unitarian Universalist faith, went to a children’s performance at the church and opened fire with a 12 gauge shotgun, killing toe and wounding several others.  In a letter Adkinson expected to be printed after he was to be gunned down by police (which did not happen;parishoners disarmed and held him until police arrived), he noted or only his disdain toward ‘liberal’ policy initiatives, such as welfare.  He also complained that his food stamps were about to be cut.  As to the destructive policies of liberals and the Unitarian faith, I point out that Unitarians believe in a “free and responsible search for truth and meaning” and spiritual growth.

Adkinson, unable to shoot his intended targets, which would be the leaders of the Democratic party and other public figures noted in books by Bernard Goldberg and Bill O’Reilly, instead settled in shooting up a children’s church performance.

In April of this year, Richard Poplawski ambushed a Pittsburgh, PA patrol unit responding to a 911 call by Poplawski’s mother, who was trying to have her son removed from her house.  In the shootout that followed, three police officers were killed by Poplawski’s automatic weapon and two more were wounded.  In the aftermath, it was noted that the conservative bloviator Glen Beck had told his audience that President Obama was planning to take the guns away, which Poplawski had in turn told freinds, and that he posted to a white supremacist web site a You Tube link to an segment Beck did where Beck disavowed “FEMA concentration camps”.

Most recently, a Wichita , KS doctor proving abortion services, George Tiller, was gunned on May 31 as he stood in the lobby of the church where his wife and daughter were attending services inside.

Let me make an aside at this point to share my views on aborting a fetus. I daresay, if I were a woman, in most situations, I would likely not have one. Neither can I say there are no circumstances where I would consider the procedure. My wife would not have an abortion (Edit: Upon hearing this, my beloved spouse, practical woman that she is, pointed out that if she were “raped by some freakish creature with two heads and three arms”, she would indeed have the fetus aborted under those circumstances).. While I have friends who have had the procedure, in none of their situations was the decision made lightly, cavalierly or without great soul wrenching contemplation.  The only moral position I am sure of is that I am supremely unqualified to tell another human being how to approach such a traumatic crossroad, as I am unqualified to tell someone whether to engage in patient assisted suicide in the face of a terminal disease.  I know, love, and respect kith and kin on both sides of the philosophical arguments concerning terminating a pregnancy. and I will not tell them they are right or wrong, simply because I am not omniscient.

This moral reluctance does not seem to strike Mr. O’Reilly, who has referred many times of the years to Dr. Tiller in the most incindiary fashion,

The astute reader may have by now observed my thread of logic here, which is the presence of firebrands such as O’Reilly, Beck, Michael Savage or Rush Limbaugh in inspiring horrendous acts of mayhem and violence.  These people, and others, have made a cottage industry of stoking the flames of intolerance, hatred, and interpersonal bile under the premise of patriotism or moral superiority.  While I am sure there are those on the left guilty of such behavior, frankly, they don’t seem to have the platform that has been provided to these minions of malice.  The only lefty firebrand who comes easily to mind is Keith Olbermann, and I have never heard him advocate for anything worser than criminal trials for the political and social miscreants he regularly focuses on.  While these right wing hosts say they do not incite people who are already unbalanced to commit homegrown terrorism, neither can they reasonable say they do not go to the edge when they suggest that the country is under attack by liberals and left leaning public figures.

So it is time, I think, to call these people on their garbage. Not necessarily by phoning into their shows or writing letters to their producers; no, they will either hang up or refuse to acknowledge any position other than their own.  Perhaps the strongest message is by using good old capitalism, contacting their sponsors and host stations and making it clear that you can no longer buy those products or support those services advertised on programs that implicitly advocate violence and hate against fellow citizens.  Contact your representatives and let them know that if they support this kind of hate speech, you can no longer support their reelection for public office.

If enough people take the air out of these windbags, think how much cleaner our skies will be,

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During his time in office, in 1982, Ronald Reagan famously predicted “we might see Armageddon in our life time.” Of course, he also said, “facts are a stupid thing”; so one may take his utterances within some context.

So it comes as no surprise that ‘The Great Communicator’ had his finger on the public’s pulse concerning the end times. Certainly, whatever else one can say about the man’s abilities to gloss over inconvenient facts, such as that whole Constitutionally awkward Iran-Contra brouhaha, he took a better pulse than The Good Doctor, who more often than not measures his own pulse when trying to gauge public metabolism.

Which brings us to today’s round about topic, the Mayan Calendar, which began with the Fifth Great Cycle in 3114 BC and is scheduled to end in about three and a half years, on December 21, 2012.  Nearly anywhere you throw a Google you’ll run across a link warning of global extinction, evolutionary disaster, cross breeding between cats and dogs, and other troublesome boo-boos.  There are entire cottage industries making a living fear mongering off the omens, celestial and otherwise, which concern more and more humans.

What are some of the omens of this coming upheaval?  Well, you listen to some of the delightful and very nearly sane individuals roaming gun shows across this great land and they’ll tell you straight up that the election of Barack Obama is right up there at the top of the list.  These are the same people who calmly assert that dinosaurs and Neanderthals co-existed and that dinosaur bones were buried on purpose by perky evolutionists and consider Glen Beck and his ilk a calm rational voice, so their cognitive skills are clear to see.  So concerned are these advocates of law and order that the American President will take away their guns that one of them, Richard Poplawski, gunned down three Peace Officers in Pittsburgh in April after listening to the aforementioned Beck, Savage and others.

So determined are these devotees to protect The American Way that they are quite willing to decimate the parts of the Bill of Rights that don’t apply to gun owning white Christians. Moreover, so enamored are the true believers of the nation that in addition to placing magnets exhorting passers-by to “support the troops” and displaying bumper stickers that warn weak kneed neer-do-wells to “Love America or Leave It”, nearly thirty percent of state residents who define their political affiliation as republican are either ambivalent towards or in favor of seceding from the United States. Not unlike a political Schrödinger’s Cat, these folks both want to love America and leave it before the 2012 box is opened. What swell patriots they are.

Add to this apocalyptic equation the recent results of a survey by a Harvard professor named Robert Putnam, who says his research indicates that the percentage of youth who defined their religious affiliation as “none” had jumped from between five to ten percent to between thirty to forty percent. The fact is that many polls, when they address the question of church attendance, focus on religions centered around the Children of Abraham, that is, followers of Christian, Jewish, or Muslim faiths.  Other seekers of a spiritual path are usually funneled into the category of “Other/No Affiliation”, which means that if you practice Shinto or Wicca, Buddhism or a Native American path, you’re just SOL.  Speaking of alternate faiths and 2012 prophecies, Hindu prophecy, which uses a calendar amazingly similar to the Mayan calendar, states that 2012 might well see the start of a five thousand year Golden Age for humanity. One may scoff, though who are we to heckle Lord Krishna?

In other news, I note that once again I have missed “Taser Your Sons and Daughters at Work Day”.  However, former guard Walter Schmidt of the Franklin Corrections Institution in Florida is thankfully on the ball. In order to demonstrate “what a day at work is like”, and after asking parents for permission to do so, Mr. Schmidt demonstrated the power of a fully operational death star - I correct myself, a 50,000 volt taser on the assembled nubbins.  According to the winsome Walter, “the big shock came when I got fired.”

As was pointed out earlier, facts are a stupid thing. Who knew common sense was as well?

Now, if you will excuse The Good Doctor, I go back to practicing my Google tossing.

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Then we come to the well heeled and their sense of entitlement.  An anonymously penned column from a “TARP wife” laments the loss of the lifestyle of conspicuous consumption the correspondent had become accustomed to,  like leaving every light in the house on.  She Who Once carried bags from whatever trendy fashion shopping temple was on the must have list now puts items in less chi-chi containers to not stand out in the (largely unemployed) crowd she moves among.  She calls watching ‘Law and Order’ reruns a “Guilty Pleasure” that sorta kinda makes up for evenings at the Metropolitan Opera.  She, to her partial credit, is adjusting to a newer fresher life that more closely reflects the hundreds of thousands of other people whom her husband’s business and social ilk helped to cripple economically.  If she didn’t treat her experience like a camping trip where one roughs it, it might be more palatable to feel some empathy for her position.  On the other hand, I live in an area where for the last decade or more, workers who made a living in manufacturing have been discarded as a result of business professionals (not unlike her husband), whose approach to short selling stocks bankrupted companies right, left, and center in thoroughly legal efforts to maximize profits and bonuses on the backs of workers who will never see the lobby of the Met, no matter how much of the score of ‘Carmen’ they might hum to themselves as they work.  I fret for poor Miz Biffy; really I do.

Politicians, or course, take the Gold, Silver, and frequently Bronze when it comes to a sense of entitlement.  Regardless of the political party or ideaology, many feel that they are free to carry out their wildest schemes or kinkiest dreams.  If I took the time just to note the Elliot Spitzers or David Vitters, Rod Blagojevichs or Larry Craigs of the recent past, my keyboard would weep from the stress positions.  Speaking of stress positions, how’s that for the ultimate sense of entitlement?  So convinced were the disloved Emperor Chimpus Maximus, Sith Lord Shotgunnus Dickus, and their Flying Monkey Minions that the baddie Saddam Hussein was connected with the eeeee-vile Osama Bin Laden, that even after their best intelligence experts informed them that, no, not so much, instead mentioning that, after all, it was Saudis behind the controls of the planes, even after all of that data was provided to their pointed little heads, they insisted that they were right, dammit, and that if legal interrogation wouldn’t give them the “facts” they wanted, then maybe something a little more . . . . extreme was called for.

One can only imagine the Sith Lord Shotgunnus Dickus, resting from his past time of deep frying live kittens, tapping his fingers together, stylin’ like Ming the Merciless, remembering his bedtime story collection “A Child’s Garden Of Fingernail Removal” and how totalitarian gubbmints from Soviet Russia to North Korea would entice false confessions from soldiers by using, ahem, extreme interrogation techniques.  Did his eyes gleam as that eureka moment struck him and he realized that here, once and for all, was the surefire way to get what he was owed, was entitled to, which was the smoking gun connecting his desire to skull fuck Saddam with the heinous crime committed upon the citizens of the world at the Twin Towers ( I would humbly remind dear readers that besides the thousands of Americans lost, hundreds were from other countries, a fact which seems to elude assorted right wing windbags).  This of course, does not include the other sense of entitlement that Sith Lord has regarding his Halliburton buddies and their KBR subsidiaries who are still getting government contracts to electrocute soldiers; again, there’s only so much space to numb dear readers minds in any given post.

In the end, who carries the burden for the intellectual and economic weasels who feel so strongly this sense that they are owed something that the rest of us schulbs can only either dream of or wake up in a cold sweat from?  I’ve got mine, where’s yours?

As a postscript, I note that the Ohio Militia plans a “Million Man Militia March” for my hometown, The Last Colony, on July 4.  They cheerfully note that “The only difference from any typical demonstration is we will all be armed.“  This reminds me of a line from ‘Casablanca’, where Major Strasser asks Rick to imagine the Nazis marching through New York and asks him what he thinks.  “Well, there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.”, Rick says gently, if not a tad condescendingly.  As well, there are parts of DC I would not suggest dragging any camo-garbed asses into, dig?

I mean, what could possibly go worng?

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The Good Doctor has, in a previous post, commented on the rise of the Rethuglican Party (or, as its hapless chairman might call it  - “Part-tay!”).

This encephalitic pin-headed mutant is scion of a once honorable and noble political and economic philosophy which once encompassed intellectuals like William Buckley, economists like Milton Friedman, and honest to Goddess public servants like Barry Goldwater. Whether one agrees with their philosophy or not (Spoiler Alert: I do not), at least they based it on some level of cognitive thinkin’, Lincoln. Now, though, Republicanism  is a tattered empty shell.  The best  mental exercise these people can currently muster, when not holding their breath like spoiled brats, is a sprawling budget proposal which summarizes thus:

And that’s after the best minds available to Rethuglicans worked on the issue.  Fortunately, Nate Silver from FiveThirtyEight.com provides an idea of what the Rethuglicans intend to do for the budget in depth

Unlike an adept who might practice Vedanta meditation seeking a unique reality, the inner Brahman, instead one finds Rethugs such as Michelle Bachman, simultaneously calling Obama’s policies “Marxist” while suggesting that “I want people in Minnesota armed and dangerous . . . because we need to fight back.” , after which she assuaged the populace that she “was not a kook“  I know I feel so much better, thank you.

Indeed, if I were so inclined and not ready for medication, I could continue with the evidence to support my thesis, including Michael Steele’s theories of self immolation in order to provide better lighting to identify his perceived enemies within the party he chairs, or Rush Limburger’s many gob-smacking pronouncements.

No, instead, my warped sense of decency demands I not be cruel to idiot boys; at least not today . . .

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Ain’t technology wunnerful?

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The preexisting tome was a book or two written by Greek Brainiac Archimedes, where he examined ways to calculate the area and volume of  objects like eggs because sooner or later someone was going to have to be able to render items of that sort through a 3D digital format.  As a lark, Archimedes also kicked around notions of actual infinity without using a net to stop gravity from weighing in on a theorem or two.

The man was so fast he could turn out the lights and get under the covers before the room got dark, and then explain the mathematical paradigm behind the phenomenon.  Archimedes was still such a bad mammah-jammah at the age of 75 that a Roman soldier felt threatened enough to run him through with a big pointy nasty sword.  Over drawings of spheres in the sand.  There aint no easy thug life in integral calculus -a’ight?

But I digress.  There the text stood, in plain (more or less) sight for many score decades.  Just kicking dust around on the shelves, as it were.

How many wonders hidden in plain sight are just under the radar in whatever spectrum we use to stimulate our visual cortex?

For a live-time demonstration of the principle of the artifact hidden in plain sight, consider the evolution of democratic chess before our very eyes.  When the pawns create and leverage their own guild then a new wind’s blowing in, don’t ‘cha know.  This entire development of chess pieces having the capacity to challenge the player’s strategy seems to The Good Doctor as yet another example of Reverse LewisCarrollian Particularly Peculiar Particle Quantum Physics, a meta-theory suggesting that things are in fact becoming curiouser and curiouser.

Another item of evidence may be found in the presentation made at the recent AAAS Chicago conference, where attendees were told that Weird Alien Life May Exist Among Us Now!  Even though most of the suggested living spaces for this ’shadow life’ include toxic arsenic lakes and deep sea hydrothermal vents, I will refrain from connecting them to any number of vapid rabid right wingnut lipflappers.  Why should The Good Doctor have all the fun, after all?

Still now, even one month past the Notional Presidency of our much dis-loved Emperor Chimpus Maximus, his Flying Monkey Minions try to out Dada the politics of the White King and Queen in ‘Through the Looking-Glass ‘.  Their application of the ‘Cheshire Cat’ defensive strategy (in which they would fervently hope they might disappear from public scrutiny, leaving naught but their enigmatic smile as any evidence they had even been on the premises eviscerating International Treaties, the lives and careers of covert operatives and hapless schmoes, much less the Constitution), has perhaps fallen short as as a one stop shop provider for legal alibis for Rove, Meirs, Fredo and the others as they ask us to believe six impossible things before breakfast.

Again, the actions of the aforementioned minions being another example of Things Hidden In Plain Sight (Site?), still there are other items, closer to the human condition, left hidden in plain sight.  such as
these sets of dentures found in the London Subway.

One is led to ponder what might have been; were they destined to be delivered to a war torn region to promote bicuspid peace and encourage good will, especially between a shy yet precocious whistling genius (Maybe like a Tuva Little Stevie Wonder) and an awkward though dedicated upper palate denture specialist and therapist, who can give Tuva Stevie what he’s been looking for: the operation that will allow his jaw crippled testy ol’ pa the chance to whistle just once more.

Or some poor sod realized what he was making cold calls hour after hour, and made them DIY performance art. The hybrid vigor of mis matched dental work . . . brrr; a chill just walked o’er my bones . . . perhaps a lovely picture of the evening will comfort me as I lull to sleep . .

ahhh . . . much better.

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As chance would happen, perhaps because yesterday was Nirvana Day, it did provide some measure of resonant contemplation of that teaching of the Buddha that “after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and the benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it“.

Our American President pointed out that “I am an eternal optimist [but] that doesn’t mean I’m a sap,” when the issue of Rethuglican petulance (their not amused response when offers of coalition building were made) was brought up in a  conversation.

Speaking of Presidents, I recently mentioned Old School Republican President Warren G. Harding.  Turns out he lost an irreplaceable set of White House China in a poker game, so there’s that to add to his Bacchanalian political luster.  This may be the reason he scored as a worse President than  our dis-loved Emperor Chimpus Maximus in a recent CSPAN poll that ranked past presidents best to worst.

Surprisingly, Chimpy also ended up higher on the dip stick at number 36 than did Franklin Pierce at 40, and all that he was accused of was running down an elderly woman while driving his carriage willy nilly  through the rough streets of D.C.  The historical record does not reflect if she had to apologize to Pierce as did Harry Wittington, who was the combination shooting companion and live target of Sith LLord Shotgunnus Dickus.

I also neglected to add in my history of the Rethuglicans that were it not for Pappa 41, the Japanese would not have the verb “bushusuru“, whch other scholars may better define.  I would only add humbly not to wear your good shoes, reader-san.

And perhaps Chimpy and his ilk might prefer to stay away from this side of the Boardwalk:

Meanwhile, here’s the results of  a recent poll:

On another matter, The Good Doctor is flabbergasted to find that the mix cut sent into deep space  when launched with Voyager back in 1977 didn’t include “Ode to Joy” (or anything off of Beethoven’s Ninth).  That ‘Ode to Joy’ was based on Friedrich Schiller’s call for unity only underscores the imperative in including it on our calling card to the universe. Feh, sez I.

Finally, a reminder about our holiday schedule, Monsieur Roboto:

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These imaginative (if mis-medicated) re-writes stem, I think, from Grover Norquist’s successful strategy in the mid 1990’s to re-picture the presidency of Unca Ron Raygunnes, who ran on platforms of less government, a smaller deficit, and fewer taxes and left office with a larger government, a sprawling deficit, and some of the highest tax increases since the end of the Eisenhower Era.  Interested readers may find Will Bunch’s book  “Tear Down This Myth: How the Reagan Legacy has Distorted Our Politics and Haunts our Future“  of great interest and the Salon excerpt, linked through the book title, a ripping read.

Enough of book reviews, however. This new fangled rewriting of established historical fact seems to be so much fun that your humble correspondent would offer this small correction to the official record:

“The Republican party, once known as the Grand Old Party, was started in 1854 as a political arm of the abolitionist movement.  Six years later it peaked early when a former Whig, an Illinois lawyer by the name of Lincoln (named for the penny) was elected to the worst job in the United States, an accomplishment not to be repeated by another Illinois resident for another 148 years,, when another lawyer, this one a black man, was, in the words of the National Record of Note, The Onion, “given the worst job in the nation.”

The party then reached it’s final apex with the election of Theodore Roosevelt, a progressive Republican, at the turn of the Twentieth Century.  After looking up the meaning of the word ‘progressive’ in the dictionary, the other Republicans in the caucus came to their senses and drove Roosevelt from the party.  Teddy’s reputation  was so devastated by the experience that his visage ended up on Mount Rushmore.

After that, the party pretty much tread water, electing, among other luminaries, one Warren G. Harding, whose primary claim to fame was boffing his mistress in the White House Cloak Room (resulting in the pitter patter of tiny footsteps and the subsequent payoffs), and the scandal known as the ‘Teapot Dome” , a simply adorable scheme where western land under the control of the federal government was leased in a no-bid contract to cronies of the Interior Secretary. And it would have worked, too, if it hadn’t been for those insufferable kids and that stupid Great Dane with the speech impediment.  Within another decade and change, they had also elected Herbert Hoover, a one time progressive, who learned his lesson from the miseries visited upon  the first President Roosevelt and allowed his name to be used for both the Dam and the Institute. Oh, and there was something about twiddling his thumbs while a economic depression consumed the nation, but there’s nothing to see here, folks - just move along.

The last known Republican President was Dwight D Eisenhower, an honest-to-God war hero who is now primarily known for creating the liberal make-work project known as the Interstate Highway System, and for being mentioned in the chorus of John Prine’s song “Grandpa Was A Carpenter“.  He also, in his final address as President, warned the country about the rise of the Military-Industrial complex which was a timely statement that tried to alert the public to the unhealthy influence of - look over there! Isn’t that Elvis? Now, what was I saying? Oh, never you mind; it wasn’t all that important.

During President Eisenhower’s term, a evil zombie twin of Republicanism, bred from an ungodly grafting of xenophobia, misogyny, and, well, graft, burst out from the chest of Senator Joesph McCarthy like the feral alien only a wire mother could love. The Rethuglican party fed off of the sour teats of McCarthy and Richard Nixon, two members of Congress (in Nixon’s case, although he was by then Eisenhower’s Vice President, he started out as a red baiting Congressman) who made their bones by ruining the lives and careers of artists, intellectuals and any one who didn’t play their game or kiss their ass. As an added perk, they also expected playmates to stick their noses so far up their rectal canal that they could give their lower colon a good smooch.

The Rethuglicans began to  rub their hands together in the best manner of a mustached super villain, waiting for the day when the nation, beset by internal conflict resulting from unwise international intervention, gave them the keys to the national family car.  Realizing that far more profits and damage could be realized by fronting a seemingly harmless grandpa for President, they acquired the services of a former actor suffering from early Alzheimer’s Syndrome and fostered him upon a public tired of dealing with real life.  Perfecting the formula of finding the perfect Idiot, like a soulless Chance the Gardener, the masterminds of the Rethuglican Party managed to find a dried out frat Boy and shaped him into the Emperor Chimpus Maximus.  His Trained Flying Monkey Minions, many of whom had served his rich and powerful daddy, took two presidential elections, under the theory that possession is 9/10ths of the law.

Currently the Rethuglican Party, though out of favor, still roams the halls of Congress and various governmental agencies, working mischief and seeking fresh brains to feed off of.  If you are confronted by one, do not attempt to reason or remove their head. Although this is an effective strategy for most of the zombie undead, their political patronage and corporate connections make this an unwise strategy.  Instead, the prevailing treatment is to throw a liquid infused with common sense into their face.  This concoction, known as ‘Obama Water’, may be effective for the short term, although studies continue to assess its efficacy in the long run.”

Mr. (or Ms.) Wikipedia, I’m ready for my close up . . .

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However, never fear.  There are some changes in the wind that The Good Doctor would apprise you of.  For one, our long sartorial nightmare is at an end.  World Nude Day took place this past Friday, and although it is too late to place an entry, some lucky chap or chapess will take away $10,000 cold hard cash (though depending how cold it is, the cash may be hard, but, ummm, shriveled, shall we say).  This may be of particular interest to former Chimpy Chief of Staff Andy Card, who in recent days castigated President Obama for going coat less in the Oval Office, saying: “The Oval Office symbolizes…the Constitution, the hopes and dreams, and I’m going to say democracy.“  Funny story - before the reign of our disloved Emperor Chimpus Maximus, the CONSTITUTION used to symbolize the Constitution.  Of course, if Chimpy’s Flying Monkey Minions had had their way, that revered document would have been extraordinarily rendiditioned to an offshore location and been treated to electroshock therapy right between the preamble and the 25th amendment.  That’ll fix it!  As far as symbolizing democracy goes, I suspect the actions of the American People last November 4th pretty well took care of that conundrum.

Anyway, I digress.  After stating that Chimpy never went without a suit jacket, this photo showed up:

Seeing as how Unca Ron is not just going without a jacket, but without a tie as well, one may fairly surmise that either the White House Maitre D was lax that day in enforcing the ‘No Casual’ rule or the screaming meemies are (as did Nadya Suleman when she decided to have a litter of children with little appreciation of what the consequences of her decision might mean to her other six children) bringing forth a plethora of potential problems for no other reason than that it makes them feel good.  This attitude is particularly overt in the Rethugican attempts to derail the educational and state components of the stimulus package.  as they spend time sniffing each others butts to see if they can be alpha dog once more and practicing their zen tantrums on an exhausted public.  Their hair wrenching lamentations might, for your humble correspondent, be more believable had they not willingly turned the national checking account over to the Emperor’s trained flying monkey minions for shits and giggles.

Meanwhile, Richard Willamson, the once (and hopefully future) excommunicated Bishop, now states in Der Speigel that he will only recant his unfathomable position that the Holocaust never happened only when he is provided with “Historical Evidence“.  I share the position of Stephen Colbert in this matter, who recently mused that although Williamson accepts as fact that a man rose from the dead two thousand years ago, he does not accept as fact that sixty years ago Nazis did some pretty nasty things.  Indeed.

I now take my temporary leave to attend an Imbolc ritual, which celebrates the  fact that winter will soon bring spring to this hemisphere.  I will need neither historical evidence or sheer speculation to supplant my belief, because I have faith in Gaia.

Would that smarmy self-absorbed politicians and pinheaded bigoted clergy engage in the same system.  We’d be better off.

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While I am on the subject, let me also state that the fact I never paid all taxes owed is because the last eight years taxed my patience beyond the limits first conceived when that particular grace sat on the drawing boards, so I don’t feel as if I should bear any other burden, as my attention span has also been over-taxed keeping up with other developments, such as the ascendancy of Joe the Plumber, who, in following his career as a war correspondent (take that, Ernest Hemingway!) now wonders if “The American People deserve me” in his new career as a Rethuglican strategist. Can Ultimate Fighting Championships be far behind?  Be still my beating heart.

Or perhaps the saga of Alehandro Melendez has sapped what little focus I have.  Mr. Melendez, a citizen of Cleveland, recently had 911 on the line to report suspicious hooligans loitering outside his abode and hung up.  When the dispatch operator called back to make sure he was safe, he had them wait on hold while he completed a heroin deal.  His ‘hold’ function apparently consisting of placing a free hand over the mouthpiece while he negotiated, the dispatcher heard every detail and so it was no surprise when police found cocaine when they went to investigate.

In truth, though, what really has claimed whatever limited concentration my simple mind yet possesses is the aforementioned Mr. Phelps who not only accepted the mission of busting a lung, but was caught and disavowed for doing so.  Rather than list the hypocrisies that Phelps has been subjected to by the tsk-tskers and naysayers who brood over their umpteenth mixed drink, uncounted prescribed (or otherwise) medication, or, heavens forbid, their own secret stash of Skunk Weed, allow me to suggest that Phelps is a trailblazer.  According to a recent poll done for CBS’s Sunday Morning, over 40% of the respondents supported cannabis legalization. All Phelps is doing is leading the public vanguard in such a movement.

I may have already stated some observations before concerning our economic sticky wicket; if not, allow me to do so now.

Healthy economies are based on a import/export balance.  Exports take the form of manufactured goods or agricultural goods.  It was cars, computers, and grains that helped drive the last economic boon. (Although services can be considered an export, usually they take jobs with them when they are exported, such as customer service positions).  Manufacturing, thanks to free trade, union busting and corporate off-shoring, has been pretty much decimated, at least until Green Tech and Manufacturing gets on its feet, which may take at best five to ten years.  Most agricultural exports are now in the hands of agribusiness, thanks to the last cycle of bankruptcies which took place in the 80s under Reagan and Bush I.

Everyone on both sides of the political fence talk about “small business” and “mom and pop” concerns, be it stores, shops, or farms being the engine that will restore the economy and I agree.  However, in order to avoid a generation of laid off workers on the dole, some exportable item must be found immediately (’shovel ready’ is the phrase of the moment, I believe) to jump start the economy. It should be a business with millions, if not billions in profits that could be taxed on a state and federal level.

It should have uses, not just for medicine, but as a bio fuel, usable for cloth and paper, be sustainable, inexpensive to grow, and historically viable as a cultural and economic support.  As an added bonus, it should be a product whose legal use undercuts funding of criminal and terrorist cartels.

It should be a healthy alternative to pain and mood leveling pharmaceuticals with an ever-growing list of adverse side effects, whose safe use has been documented in various cultures for over a thousand years.

I make no apologies in suggesting that it is time for hemp and cannabis to be brought from the dark ages imposed on them 70 years ago by chemical companies such as Dupont and Pfizer with the help of the US Government.

Let’s legalize it, fer crying out loud.  What say the teeming masses?

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