I have prepared some brief remarks:
Greetings, President Obama;
When the Good Doctor was a young sprig, he grew up living in the neighborhoods around and in his birthplace, Our Last Colony, Washington, D.C.
In fact, it wasn’t until he was a teenager that it became clear that not everyone had the day off from school, or in [...]

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Thank you ladies and germs; I’d like to begin this press conference, in which I will answer allegations of putting my Senate seat up for bid in order to get enough loot to grease my Panamanian vacation and to buy the greatest hits MP3 of the Free Credit Report dot com Band (can’t git enuf [...]

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