You have opened the Cabinet of Doctor Paradox. Whether this will bring about an implosion of strange attractors and quark realities that result in the sentience of Juju beans is yet to be determined. You’d better just read the side effects of ingesting The Cabinet, is all I can say.
Warnings to be Heeded:
(You dang yung’uns!)
- “Do Not Puncture: Contents Under Pressure”
- “Only Strike When Cover Is Closed”
- “Keep Away From Open Flame”
- “Contains Nuts”
- “Do Not Skip Breakfast”
- “Do Not Use For Personal Hygiene”
- “Do Not Insert Into Any Bodily Orifice”
- “Do Not Wear Underwater”
- “Superman Costume DOES NOT Enable You To Fly”
- “Misuse May Lead To Property Damage And Bodily Injury”
- “Not To Be Used For The Other Use”
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